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"I became obsessed with turtles. I bought six of them and put them in a bathtub. They show no emotion, they’re so inanimate. It’s the complete opposite of what dogs are, I can’t stand dogs, they’re too willing to please. I like cats. Animals that require attention. Turtles have this fuck you attitude, ‘I’m stuck in this tank, I’m miserable and I’m not going to perform for you.’" - Kurt Cobain.

(Source: nirvananews)




in german we don’t say “i love you” we say “deine Hure Gesicht macht meinen Schwanz warm, aber in einem guten Weg” which roughly translates to “i wake up every day to see you” and i think that’s beautiful.

imageare you serious

laughed so fucking hard.
noticed this was wrong when I first read it but goddamn not that bad hahahaha

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